Question 1 of 15
How rich are you currently?
I'm begging people for change from the safety of my cardboard box.
I can afford the occassional night out. I'm fairly secure, financially.
I own a car and a house, and neither of them are part of a child's playset.
Rich enough to get a tan from the glow of all the shiny piles of gold I have!
Question 2 of 15
How rich would you like to be?
Rich enough to afford food.
Rich enough to afford secret island bases that house secret laboratories.
Rich enough to afford to help people.
Rich enough to afford friends.
Question 3 of 15
If you received news that you were to be a Billionaire, what would your first reaction be?
I'd buy all my friends a drink to celebrate.
I'd wonder if I could buy an island to see if I could rule over it as Lord and King!
I'd have it changed into cash and see if it really was possible to swim in money.
I'd start planning what charites I could donate to and who I could help with the money.
Question 4 of 15
Would you share your wealth with anyone?
Yes. I'd split it up amongst my family.
Yes. I'd share it amongst my minions, but they'd have to swear loyalty to me, first.
Yes. Just think of all the good I could do.
No. I'd keep it to myself. In order to help...Myself.
Question 5 of 15
How would you store all that money? It's an awful lot to be carrying around, you know?
So? I'd carry it around anyway!
I'd store it in a giant vault, of course!
I'd keep it safe in a bank account, and let it accrue vast interest.
I'd charter a ship and set sail to a tiny island in order to bury it, and mark it with a giant X.
Question 6 of 15
Would you be tempted to gamble with it?
No. I'm such a bad gambler, I'd just lose it all when it could be better spent elsewhere.
Yes! The rush from super high-stakes games would be exquisitely decadent!
No. It should go in the treasury, to fund my regime.
No. I'd be too busy spending it on decorating the lair.
Question 7 of 15
What would you spend it on?
I'd spend it all for the GLORY OF ROME...I mean...My empire!
Nothing too frivolous. I intend to do something productive with it.
I reckon a fair slice would go towards multiple business ventures.
I'd most likely give to charity. There are people far more in need of it than I am.
Question 8 of 15
Would you let anyone know about the money?
Only to demonstrate my power, and that I can either help people with it...Or crush them.
I'd want people to know that if they needed anything, they could come to me for help.
Yes. I'd want the people that work for me to know that they will be richly rewarded should they follow orders.
No. I'd want to be left in peace, so people wouldn't be able to tell me what to do with it.
Question 9 of 15
Speaking of money...How do you feel about numbers?
Good if they go up, bad if they go down.
The more numbers I have, the more powerful I become!
Numbers confuse me.
Numbers are a force, and force is needed to conquer!
Question 10 of 15
If someone were to somehow steal this fortune of yours, how would you react?
Why? Are YOU thinking of stealing it?
I'd let them have it, probably more trouble than it's worth.
I'd send someone after them to get it back. With force.
I'd capture them by using a fiendishly elaborate trap.
Question 11 of 15
How many bank accounts do you own?
Just the one.
I have several. Each with its own specific purpose.
I dont have an account. I keep it in a huge gleaming pile just behind the throne.
If by bank account you mean...Guarded military compound, then yes, I have have one or two.
Question 12 of 15
Do you have many enemies?
Only in the business world.
Why would I have enemies? I haven't done anything to hurt anyone.
I smite whatever enemies I have with RIGHTEOUS JUSTICE!
I used to, but they have since...been vaporised.
Question 13 of 15
Do you have many friends?
Yes. I'm a nice enough person to have many good friends.
Who needs friends when you have MONEY...AND AN ARMY?
No. I have "employees".
Yes. I build them out of clay.
Question 14 of 15
What appeals to you most in life?
I always thought robots were pretty cool.
A crisp, pressed uniform. And eyepatches.
Rising figures, overflowing bank accounts.
Peace and respect are aspects that should appeal to anyone.
Question 15 of 15
If someone came up to you and asked for money, what would you say?
Certainly, how much?
Maybe, if I could have it back with interest.
You may, but you'll have to swear allegiance to me!
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